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23 Reasons To Vote For Donald Trump (sarcasm)

Written by Shoaib
1. Because you want America to go broke

370 leading economists gave a dire warning in a signed letter that Donald Trump in the White House would be dangerous and destructive for the US economy. THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY leading economists who never agree on anything are agreed on Trump’s incompetence. If their bleak forecast was not enough consider this quote from the man himself:

I would borrow knowing that if the economy crashed, you could make a deal.
– Trump

Yes, you read that right. He would let the economy crash, assuming that America was too big to fail. This kind of thinking is perhaps why the following businesses of his have failed:

  • Trump steaks
  • Trump Vodka
  • Trump the Game
  • Trump Magazine
  • Trump Mortgage
  • Trump Airlines
  • Trump University
  • Trump Casinos
  • The New Jersey Generals.

And before anyone screams that he’s a billionaire, remember that he inherited most of that from his dad. He has not grown his father’s wealth in any real sense. Had he put his inheritance in a bank and just earned interest on it he would have the same as what he has now.

2. Because you support KKK

The anti-Semitic racist white supremacist extremist David Duke who is the former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan has pledged his support for Donald Trump.

Trump then refused to condemn the KKK and said “I don’t know anything about David Duke. OK? I don’t know anything about what you’re even talking about with white supremacy or white supremacists … did he endorse me or what’s going on, because, you know, I know nothing about David Duke. I know nothing about white supremacists.”

And this wasn’t a one off. He has retweeted white supremacist extremists and 62% of people retweeting him are white supremacist extremists themselves. Furthermore white supremacist super PAC is rolling out a fresh robocall campaign for Trump.

3. Because you hate Ronald Reagan

Trump bankrolled Jimmy Carter against Ronald Reagan, yet claims he looks up to Reagan? He didn’t just donate to Jimmy Carter against Ronald Reagan, he gave the maximum donation allowed in 1980.

4. Because you hate women

After Princess Diana’s death he said he thinks he could have slept with her without hesitation “she had the height, she had the beauty, she had the skin”. If he wins it will be interesting to see how Prince William and Prince Harry receive him!

On his ex-wife he said she “Had nice tits, no brain.”

When a News anchor gave him tough questions he couldn’t answer he said she was a lightweight bimbo with “blood coming out of her wherever.”

And of course he boasted about how he treats women, claiming that when you’re rich “They let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.” with indications of abuse “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

Imagine a President who said the following (all actual quotes):

“I’ll make bathing suits to be smaller and the heels to be higher.”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

“A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.”

5. Because you hate Muslims

He said “Donald J Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims coming to the United States.”

He even abused the mother of US soldier awarded the Purple Heart and Bronze star, Humayun Khan. Such abuse on a Gold Star family show that Trump believes Muslims should not be allowed to serve their country. We live in a time when judges, police officers, paramedics, doctors, politicians and people from every walk of life are Muslims. Such bigotry is unhinged and a vote for Trump makes you complicit in fascism.

He also said he wants to shoot Muslims with bullets dipped in pigs blood “to send them straight to hell”. Side note, that doesn’t send Muslims to hell. Pig is not Muslim Kryptonite.

6. Because you hate US soldiers

Perhaps the reason he abused the Gold Star family of Humayun Khan was because he knows nothing of military sacrifice. Donald Trump deferred draft for the Vietnam War four times while in college. He claimed later that he knew what sacrifice felt like because “I’ve created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures.”

On US Prisoners of War he said “I like people that weren’t captured.”

7. Because you hate Jews but support further conflict between Israel and Palestine

Every single time you see an increase in Islamophobic attacks, you’ll see a rise in anti-Semitic attacks too. Brexit saw tons more Muslim attacks AND more anti-Semitic attacks. Europe saw more Islamophobia recently, guess what else it saw at the same time? Yep, anti-Semitism.

Trump tweeted this image showing money and a Star of David

Trump tweeted this image showing money and a Star of David

But Trump went a step further. When he attacked Hillary Clinton, he tweeted a meme (which was originally tweeted by a white supremacist) of dollar bills flying in front of a six pointed star. Later his team claimed it was a Sheriff star and referenced the children’s film Frozen.

In December he said to a Jewish crowd “I know why you’re not going to support me. You’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money.” My guess is they’re not going to support you because you stereotype.

Trump doesn’t want a two-state solution to the Israel-Palestinian problem. There’s only one problem, 61% of American Jews do want a two-state solution. So he is even more right wing than Benjamin Netanyahu!

Oh and then there’s that time Donald Trump Jr retweeted a anti-Semitic holocaust-denying white supremacist extremist who believes Jews manipulate society. It is a fact that this is exactly how Adolf Hitler started out; he claimed the money is controlled by Jews, he got close to anti-Semites and white supremacists extremists.

8. Because you hate disabled people

Donald Trump falsely quoted Serge Kovaleski’s article. He claimed “thousands and thousands” of Muslims cheered for the 9/11 attacks (a baseless and false claim) and gave Kovaleski’s article up as proof. There’s only the problem that Kovaleski never made such a claim anywhere whatsoever. When Kovaleski made that clear, Trump mocked his physical condition by raising his right hand up to mimic him.

Very presidential.

9. Because you hate Mexicans

According to Trump Mexicans are “…bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists.”

He said that American judge Curiel should recuse himself from a case against Trump because of his “Mexican heritage”. Nice to know that he sees colour of skin before anything else!

10. Because you hate Black people

Refusing to denounce the KKK was the tip of the iceberg. He thinks black people are lazy and faced a lawsuit for not renting to black people. He even said “Black guys counting my money! I hate it.”

If Black Lives Don’t Matter, Then Go Back to Africa
– Trump

He said that the era of slavery was good for the economy. Yeah, enslaving a continent to work for free will help the economy Donald, is that how you plan to make America great AGAIN? And by the way the word “again” means America was great but isn’t any more, is that a subtle hint at your slavery-was-great ideology?

11. Because you love Russia, North Korea and Saddam Hussein

Trump said about Putin “If he says great things about me, I’m going to say great things about him … very much of a leader … the man has very strong control over a country” and “I think I would have a very, very good relationship with Putin. And I think I would have a very, very good relationship with Russia.”

Yes it is true, not everyone hates Donald Trump. Amongst his supporters he can count Kim Jong-Un, North Korea’s crazy dictator who is potentially involved in genocide. Its a surprise Hitler hasn’t risen from the dead to endorse Trump too. North Korea urged the US to vote for Trump. Whatever you say Kim!

Perhaps this is what Trump supporters imagine the future looks like.

Perhaps this is what Trump supporters imagine the future looks like.

If his closeness to dictators was a surprise, just remember that Trump is a man who inherited a business empire from his father at the age of 26. He then forced his way to the top even taking down his uncle to become the boss. Sound just like Kim Jong-Un, aww.

He even praised Saddam Hussein. He claimed Saddam did well as he was efficient at killing terrorists.

12. Because you hate business in the USA and want it sent to China and Mexico

If you thought Trump will bring jobs to the USA, you’ve got him all wrong. I’m just going to say one thing and you can research the rest.

Donald Trumps products are made in China and Mexico.

13. Because you want a Commander-in-Chief and Leader who has ZERO experience in military, politics or leading

That’ll look great on the international stage.

14. Because you believe in conspiracies

Trump denies climate change. He blames Bush for 9/11. He spent years claiming Obama wasn’t an American and a Muslim.

Crazed lunatic conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who hands his own supporters’ details to the CIA while claiming to be fighting the global elite, supports Trump wholeheartedly. If nothing else convinced you then Alex Jones’s endorsement should be the turd in the punch-bowl you were waiting for (that one’s for you Icke).

15. Because you like a man who sleeps around

“Beautiful, famous, successful, married – I’ve had them all, secretly, the world’s biggest names, but unlike Geraldo I don’t talk about it.”
– Trump

16. Because you like hypocrisy

He claims Hillary is crooked and has called her everything in the book. But wait, watch what he said about her before he ran against her:

His whole life spent as a member of the elite, he claims to be fighting them all of a sudden. A normal guy, who just happens to have a few billion dollars and rubs shoulders with the elite. He was a democrat and funded Hillary Clinton’s campaign. This will go down so well in history: The democrat who won the Republican nomination!

17. Because you like violence against innocent people

Knock the crap out of him, I promise you I will pay the legal fees
– Trump speaking of a peaceful protester

A woman who was 13 years old at the time of her abuse has become the most recent person to take Trump to court over rape claims. She claims Trump threatened the plaintiff by saying if she ever revealed any details, her and her family “would be physically harmed, if not killed.”

18. Because you like a man with ties to organised crime figures

New York investigative journalist Wayne Barrett wrote an unauthorised biography of Trump “Trump: The Deals and the Downfall” and claimed that “[Trump’s life] intertwines with the underworld.”

He goes on to say “Throughout his adult life, Donald Trump has done business with major organized-crime figures and performed favors for their associates.”

19. Because you like World War 2 Japanese style torture which our grandparents fought against and want to do away with the Geneva Convention.

He said “Would I approve waterboarding? You bet your ass I would – in a heartbeat. And I would approve more than that …. Believe me, it works. And you know what? If it doesn’t work, they deserve it anyway.” and then reiterated his support for torture “I like it a lot. I don’t think it’s tough enough.”

Did he stop? No, he went on “The problem is we have the Geneva Conventions, all sorts of rules and regulations, so the soldiers are afraid to fight.”

20. You want to kill innocents

Trump says nuclear weapons isn’t just the power but the devastation it causes is important to him. “I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me.”

When it’s brown babies who happened to be born in the wrong house, it is their fault and these babies need to be killed according to Trump.

“The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. When they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families.”

When asked about how soldiers would carry out illegal commands, he came into his true dictatorial spirit and said “They won’t refuse, they’re not going to refuse me — believe me.”

21. You like the richest people like him who pay no taxes so the poor have to pay

Trump hasn’t paid income tax for years. Experts claim he has avoided $916 Million in taxes in the USA. He dodged $32.5 Million in taxes in Mexico and committed fraud. If you think he’s repented you ought to think again, he boasts of avoiding tax and passing the burden to the poorer classes.

22. Because you like insulting people and its the only skill you have

Here is a list of 282 people Donald Trump has insulted. Most the time because they simply didn’t agree with him.

23. Because if you don’t vote for him, he will cause riots

He warned that if fell short of the Republican National Convention he would cause riots “I think you’d have riots. I’m representing a tremendous, many, many millions of people.”

Imagine when he doesn’t win the election! He already said he may not accept the result if he doesn’t win and that it must be rigged if he hasn’t won. It’s like the country is held hostage by him.

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1 Comment

  • Shoaib you forgot the most important cause!He does’nt give a Shit about Elderlies despite being one Himself !

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